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It was a widely misinterpreted movie, I think…. People tend to say, “Why didn’t she end up with him? He was so nice!” But I think that he was really quite guilty of projecting a fantasy onto this girl that she didn’t necessarily deserve, and that, honestly, he was pretty wrapped up in his own selfish point of view… We’ve all been guilty of it. I’m sure I’ve done the same. And we all do it to one degree or another in every relationship. But it’s just funny to me, because I felt like the point of that movie was illuminating this guy who is basically delusional, who keeps projecting all these things onto this girl, and how that’s a problem for him, and how he then sort of grows out of it. But it seems like a lot of the people that see the movie don’t quite catch that. They just think he’s a great guy.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt on (500) Days of Summer  (via jenniferbabu)

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Everything's Better With Princesses: Cookies, By Douglas Adam

billieisaguysname:

This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person was me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I was a bit early for the train. I’d gotten the time of the train wrong.

I went to get myself a newspaper to do the crossword, and a…

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HERMIONE
merge9 asked

Hermione Granger- A subject you know a lot about:
This is kind of sad because i’m not sure i know a LOT about any one thing… But i’m gonna go with either poetry or videogames for this one, hahah.

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harry potter
Anonymous asked

Another? Well, ok.
Harry Potter
- Tell about a scar on your body:
there’s a puffy scar on my left shoulder from this one time i was playing with a notebook and the spiral broke off. i took the piece of plastic and started trying to twist it and my then-not-yet-boyfriend admonished me saying i was gonna hurt myself. just to spite him i ran it over my shoulder… and it started bleeding really impressively. that was almost four years ago and i still have the scar.

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ron, harry?
zombiedalek asked

Ron Weasley- Something you’re afraid of:
never doing something relevant with my life.

Harry Potter
- Tell about a scar on your body:
i have a scar across half of the inside of my right hand. when i was a kid my brother dared me to jump on top of this precariously positioned plank that was placed across a construction pit. the wood broke and i fell on top of a bunch of paint cans. y’know those sharp edges around the cut off lid? well, i landed with my hand on one of those, it wnt halfway inside my hand and it started gushing these huge spurts of blood, everyone was really freaking out. needed to get stitches.

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nudityandnerdery:

Look, if I was going to be a superhero or supervillain, I’d pretty much be doing it solely for the banter opportunities it presents.

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deadjosey:

royalpinkzeppelin:

mass-destruction:

ryley-stbatman:

ka-kawgoodsir:

Van Gogh - (make-up by me.)

No photoshop or other editing involved. It is make-up on my face, and acrylic paint on my clothes.

mADRE

HOLY BUTTS OF THE CELESTIALS

first we had paintings that looked like photos

now we have photos that look like paintings

Mind-blowing

I….what…..what? ….I my head hurts

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scrafty:

Especially the “Save up powerful item” one

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Do it!

Harry Potter- Tell about a scar on your body.
Ron Weasley- Something you’re afraid of.
Hermione Granger- A subject you know a lot about.
Draco Malfoy- Closest green item to you.
Severus Snape- Your favorite Alcoholic beverage.
Rubeus Hagrid- Your favorite animal.
Luna Lovegood- Something about you other people find weird.
Neville Longbottom- Your favorite flower.
Nymphodora Tonks- Something you would change about your appearance.
Fred and George Weasley- The last prank you pulled on someone, or someone pulled on you.
Voldemort- If you were to make a Horcrux, it would be…
Moaning Myrtle- The last thing to make you cry.
Sirius Black- Have you ever taken the blame for something you didn’t do?
Dobby- What is your most loved article of clothing?
Peeves the Poltergeist- What is the best/funniest insult you’ve used/heard?
Sybill Trelawney- When was the last time you experienced Deja Vu?
Filius Flitwick- What is your favorite spell from the Harry Potter series?
Lily Potter- Is there anyone you love so much you would die for?
Arthur Weasley- What piece of “Muggle” technology fascinates you most?
Mundungus Fletcher- Have you ever stolen anything?
Viktor Krum- If you were a Quidditch player, what position would you play?
Fleur Delacour- What physical attribute do you like most about yourself?
Hedwig- What was your all-time favorite pet, or, if you’ve never had one, your all-time favorite birthday gift.
Albus Dumbledore- What is your proudest accomplishment? (Dumbledore’s is, of course, being featured on a Famous Wizards Chocolate Frog Card)

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